Crazy Is The New Sane

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In addition, George is always up in Bubba's business.  You know, writing poems, chivalrously throwing pie, holding hands at the movies, etc.  It'll be beautiful if only Bubba would be open to it.

Couch Potato Is The New Fruit

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George isn't going to feel good tomorrow, all hung over from binge watching his shows.

"Cooped Up"

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Sorry for the long delay between comics. We recently got a PS3 and a big ass TV, so now we're perpetually watching Netflix and playing video games. Who's got time to goof off on the internet when there's so much entertainment to be had!

But seriously, remember the old days when you could still watch a show even though the reception wasn't great? Sometimes you could get a sexy channel and make out just enough picture and just enough sound. Nowadays it's all or nothing. If there's no picture, there's no sound.

A conversation that Inna and I always have is criticizing the companies who advertise "we can help you save money, buy our book or watch our program." Of course, step one is always to identify what you're spending on stuff you don't need. Usually it's some kind of cable TV. Really? Who NEEDS it? I'm sure you know someone out there who's barely making it, yet they've got all the channels they'll never need plus the premium channels they'll never watch. Then you see that they've all got fancy cell phones...really?

Anyway, chickens need TV too.

"From the Gospel of Mulder"

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We've been (re)watching a lot of X-Files episode recently, but even before the show I'm sure some of you have already drawn the same conclusion. I mean, c'mon! Even modern scientists are exploring the idea that life on Earth originated from a foreign source...

On top of God being an alien, Jesus is also an alien...but a different one. Pretty sure it's going to turn out that Doctor Who was Jesus the entire time. Thousands of years of broken telephone has changed the story. Which brings us to today. Why hasn't the Doctor returned to save us from ourselves?

"LakerrrRiot"

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Celebrate your victory Los Angeles by destroying shit and possibly stealing stuff. I need a new TV.

"A Bat Secret"

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God bless the movie magic that let's filmmakers transform this tunnel into the entrance to the Bat Cave from the TV show. Needless to say, I was actually expecting a real cave. I mean, there are a couple of nooks and crannies in the tunnel, but to say that it's a CAVE...not really.

"Johnny Weird"

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Okay, so I'm late to the "make fun of the Olympics" party too.

"Bologna's First Name"

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So, I'm a little late to the party as far as Oscars conversations go. Am, I not right though? Only a week after the broadcast/awards show there is zero buzz. Sure, I'm guilty of adding a couple of the films to my Netflix queue, but it's pretty low effort and I'm not exactly excited to see them. I'd rather watch Bitch Slap or Farscape. They're in there nonetheless and I'll watch them and decide for myself if the Academy was right for last year. However, I'm sure all you hipster filmmakers out there have had this fantasy at least once.

"Lots of Nothing"

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Need to see more NOVA. It needs to be on every night with a new episode every night. I'd be okay forgetting about all my regular shows. Who cares about those shows anyway on TV anyway. People watch shows on the computer now...not TV. Should I get rid of my TV?