"Bologna's First Name"

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So, I'm a little late to the party as far as Oscars conversations go. Am, I not right though? Only a week after the broadcast/awards show there is zero buzz. Sure, I'm guilty of adding a couple of the films to my Netflix queue, but it's pretty low effort and I'm not exactly excited to see them. I'd rather watch Bitch Slap or Farscape. They're in there nonetheless and I'll watch them and decide for myself if the Academy was right for last year. However, I'm sure all you hipster filmmakers out there have had this fantasy at least once.

"I Can Haz?"

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So, it didn't occur to me to make a comic about the Oscars. I think I've fallen into the camp of people who don't really care, especially the part where it's a big deal what costumes people are wearing on the red carpet. Hmmm, red carpet...sounds like a joke about menstruation or pubic hair. Zing.

We keep trying to convince our parents that they should get a pet at home. Sister could do with something cuddly to take care of...or slimy if she's in to reptiles.