Shut Down

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Cuz, you know, the government is run by pasty aliens in bondage outfits who are simply toying with our very existence.

Bat Affleck

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George, we all know that Batman has TWO dimensions: Batman and Bruce Wayne.  Duh.

"Cat Seat Driver"

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Who out there used to watch Bobby's World? Read Calvin & Hobbes? Then you get it.

"A Bat Secret"

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God bless the movie magic that let's filmmakers transform this tunnel into the entrance to the Bat Cave from the TV show. Needless to say, I was actually expecting a real cave. I mean, there are a couple of nooks and crannies in the tunnel, but to say that it's a CAVE...not really.

"Bologna's First Name"

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So, I'm a little late to the party as far as Oscars conversations go. Am, I not right though? Only a week after the broadcast/awards show there is zero buzz. Sure, I'm guilty of adding a couple of the films to my Netflix queue, but it's pretty low effort and I'm not exactly excited to see them. I'd rather watch Bitch Slap or Farscape. They're in there nonetheless and I'll watch them and decide for myself if the Academy was right for last year. However, I'm sure all you hipster filmmakers out there have had this fantasy at least once.