"Cooped Up"

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Sorry for the long delay between comics. We recently got a PS3 and a big ass TV, so now we're perpetually watching Netflix and playing video games. Who's got time to goof off on the internet when there's so much entertainment to be had!

But seriously, remember the old days when you could still watch a show even though the reception wasn't great? Sometimes you could get a sexy channel and make out just enough picture and just enough sound. Nowadays it's all or nothing. If there's no picture, there's no sound.

A conversation that Inna and I always have is criticizing the companies who advertise "we can help you save money, buy our book or watch our program." Of course, step one is always to identify what you're spending on stuff you don't need. Usually it's some kind of cable TV. Really? Who NEEDS it? I'm sure you know someone out there who's barely making it, yet they've got all the channels they'll never need plus the premium channels they'll never watch. Then you see that they've all got fancy cell phones...really?

Anyway, chickens need TV too.

"What's the Matter?"

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Hooray for science!

"From the Gospel of Mulder"

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We've been (re)watching a lot of X-Files episode recently, but even before the show I'm sure some of you have already drawn the same conclusion. I mean, c'mon! Even modern scientists are exploring the idea that life on Earth originated from a foreign source...

On top of God being an alien, Jesus is also an alien...but a different one. Pretty sure it's going to turn out that Doctor Who was Jesus the entire time. Thousands of years of broken telephone has changed the story. Which brings us to today. Why hasn't the Doctor returned to save us from ourselves?

"On the Level"

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I am now Commoner 1/Expert 3.

"Mother's Day 2011"

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Happy mother's day!

Cats and Castles

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Oh kitty cat.

"It's About Time"

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Awkward!

Audio only communication is soooo primitive. Ground based transportation and fossil fuels will be the next to go.

"Happy Borg-day"

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More like NERD ALERT! The other ironic part of this comic is the my brother never answers is phone. Happy birthday broham.

"Counting the Minutes"

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Hahaha. Gross. Pretty sure this violates Article 60 of the Bro Code.

Comic is a little late in posting because my dad's birthday was last week. But he flat out asked me on the phone if I was going to make a comic for his birthday. I hadn't really thought about it, but now I had to. Just had to. So here we are. Better late than never. Happy birthday Dad.

"My Crooked Smile"

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Oh to be hip.

"White Whores"

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I think I've finally found my bar in Los Angeles. It only took 9 years to find with the help of my Happy Hour Gang. Definitely one of the coolest places I've been to.

"Digital You, Digital Me"

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Sometimes you just never meet people.

"Loss of Translation"

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I got a message from my pal from Seattle suggesting a script for a comic. In fact, I don't think we've ever talked on the phone. Usually we communicate over websites and email, but never over phone.

And now that the iPhone is available Verizon, those of you who are switching over from AT&T can appreciate the representation of our troubles. Personally, I haven't had too many problems with it...but then again I've never been on any other network since I started using cell phones.

"From Foot to Mouth"

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At the risk of being weird, I'm going to tell you that meals in my family inevitably gravitate towards poop. We're a bunch of potty mouths. But, COME ON! Poop is hilarious.

"A Year's Worth"

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Merry Christmas to you all from me and my family.

"Fuel for Flight"

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I can never stay awake on a flight. The second the plane starts to take off my eyes start getting heavy. Then, once we're in the air, it's lights out. I can't help it.

"TS-Awesome"

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What with all this talk about losing our privacy in exchange for safe flight, I'm still nervous. Not sure I'm into a full body scan, but I'm not sure I'm into strip search. Flying is too convenient. Damn. Lose - lose maybe? I dunno. I have nothing to hide. Just my wiener.

"Cesspool of Life"

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So, it's pretty amazing that they found this arsenic bacteria. Huge implications on how life is built or how it adapts and evolves or where it can thrive. Diaper in a tide pool, anyone?

"Pool Pals"

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Remember summer? Here's a 3 pager for you.

"Beach, Babes, Bieber"

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Eeeeeew!

I recently watched the sketch on SNL where Tina Fey plays a teacher and her new favorite student is Justin Bieber. Gross. Though, I would imagine if I was a teenage heart throb I would love e-v-e-r-y minute of it.

Seriously, Los Angeles is the best.