"Fuel for Flight"

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I can never stay awake on a flight. The second the plane starts to take off my eyes start getting heavy. Then, once we're in the air, it's lights out. I can't help it.

"TS-Awesome"

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What with all this talk about losing our privacy in exchange for safe flight, I'm still nervous. Not sure I'm into a full body scan, but I'm not sure I'm into strip search. Flying is too convenient. Damn. Lose - lose maybe? I dunno. I have nothing to hide. Just my wiener.